Gone Whalin'

by Conor Lastowka

“Now Vance, a lot of the people out there are on mushrooms right now, so we’re going to have to be extra careful not to freak them out.” Vance was on top of it. “I’ll throw on the Koyaanisqatsi soundtrack and put A Clockwork Orange on DVD. Then they can see if they synch up.” Dean Bickerstaff was completely sober and the idea of that experience still made him nervous.

G-Dimes started to cross himself, but forgot how the gesture was supposed to go after he touched his navel.