"I looked at the soap, and then at this guy with his hand on his dick, and made the connection. So I walked over to him with some sort of 'um' noise, totally dazed, put the soap on his dick, stared at it for a minute, and walked out." I shook my head. "The guy had the gall to call me the next day, ask if I'd had a good time and if I wanted to maybe try it without the soap next time, now that he was nice and clean."
