a podcast doesn’t have to be looked at to be listened to. And like a Fleshlight, a podcast is there when you need it. Since it’s loads of chatter, it’s what they call white noise in the background of your day. It’s like listening to music but usually much funnier. Since it’s audio only, it doesn’t have to be stared at to be enjoyed, and it travels well on any MP3 player—which means podcasts can accompany you during your commute. Imagine getting all that mind-blowing free aural, those thick, hot loads of words splashed across your ears, chest, and neck … all while accomplishing something else.
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