A Song of Ice and Fire, 5-Book Boxed Set: A Game of Thrones, A Clash of Kings, A Storm of Swords, A Feast for Crows, A Dance with Dragons (Song of Ice & Fire 1-5)

by George R.R. Martin

If I were Mace Tyrell, I would sooner have Joffrey’s head on a pike than his cock in my daughter.

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