As You Like It

by William Shakespeare

If a hart do lack a hind, Let him seek out Rosalind. If the cat will after kind, So be sure will Rosalind. Winter garments must be lin'd, So must slender Rosalind. They that reap must sheaf and bind,— Then to cart with Rosalind. Sweetest nut hath sourest rind, Such a nut is Rosalind.

touchstone is the greatest

Counterfeit, I assure you.

*faints* i was faking it my dude tell ur brother how great an actor i am

I will kill thee a hundred and fifty ways;

This guy is like lowkey goals: roasts everyone, secretly and randomly gets married because why not, threatens to kill a man. All comedic sidekicks aspire to be touchstone

Did your brother tell you how I counterfeited to swoon when he show'd me your handkercher?

remember how i FAKED IT?

I count it but time lost to hear such a foolish song.

savage