Now, back to your client—would I have heard of him or her?” Hmm. He was pretty much all I ever talked about senior year of college. He came home with me for Christmas and helped you make waffles. He sent you flowers on your birthday, and oh, yeah, took your daughter’s virginity in her college dorm room (not that my mom knows that last part, but Derek brought it up and now it’s on a constant loop in my mind).
