Fifty Shades of Grey (Fifty Shades, #1)
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Twinings English Breakfast Tea?
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Seriously, whats with all the product placement?
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theory that it works anywhere on the planet.
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Its a portable laptop, why wouldnt it? "Dont you just hate it when youre working on a plane and youre laptop suddenly shuts down because youre flying over Kazakhstan?"
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I think he was gay—but I’ll just keep that detail to myself.
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Boy I sure wish you had.
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“Men aren’t really complicated,
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Cool cool
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Why shouldn’t I spend money on you?
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Pretty sure she just gave you a reason
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I’m on Google!
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I dont think she knows how search engines work
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Oh?
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Oh no
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“Step out of your jeans.”
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OH NO
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He reaches between my legs and pulls on the blue string—what?!—
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GOD NO
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Fifty Shades.
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Please stop doing this
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Breakfast! Jeez, at this time.
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Morning is generally when most people eat breakfast
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thinking about his tongue on his palate.
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No clue what this sentence is supposed to mean
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Twinings
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Twinings: the official tea of domestic violence
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Will I ever get enough of this man?
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Ive certainly about had my fill
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“It’s from La Traviata. An opera by Verdi.”
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James really wants you know she listens to classical music
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My inner goddess has backflipped off the podium and is doing cartwheels around the stadium.
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Her totally subtle vagina personification is very agile. Ana must do a lot of Kegels
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I know that she’s beautiful.
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Based on the description you just made up
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Christian doesn’t want children.
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This is my surprised face -_- Also, you really want to raise children with this man? On second thought, dont answer that.
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I don’t hesitate.
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Riding in a glider piloted by an emotionally unstable psychopath? Sign me the fuck up!
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I can tell from his accent that he’s British.
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Or you could just say he has a British accent?
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dryly.
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Feeling pretty dry myself
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My inner goddess—she’s under a blanket behind the sofa.
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Shouldnt it be your subconscious? If youre going to use this bullshit narrative dedvice ayt least make the personalities consistent.
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reminded of José’s show.
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Dammit Ana, focus!
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Oh my…sex in IHOP.
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Way to keep it classy. Also im uncomfortable with how much this scene is making me crave pancakes
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“Are you trying to completely emasculate me?”
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Okay no, but seriously fuck off with that.
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What’s the point?
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"I guess this is my life now."
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he can fly.
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It was more like falling with style
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my mother’s cooking is pretty hit or miss.
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Wow, damn Ana.
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No kisses for you until you talk!
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Where did i put that sick bag?
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I hate him,
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When would that have happened?
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What is it about men and fire?
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Really appreciating the casual heteronormativity. Love it.
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“I’m calling to offer you the job of assistant to Mr. Jack Hyde.
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Hes gonna try and seduce her, calling it right now
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“Okay. I hope you sort out your situation. Have a safe flight.”
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Boy you can really feel her disappointment
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can’t hear you.
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Youre speaking through email you twit
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Fifty shades of exasperating.
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Forget the sick bag; just give me a gun
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the stickiness
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Seriously, get a goddam thesaurus
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I’m going to take you again,”
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Christian really needs to work on his dirty talk
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“Don’t you dare ‘Ana’ me!
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How dare you do that thin g that i know you wanted to dk, that i gave you my permission to do
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“I asked for it.”
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Okay, but you literally did though
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I now know he’s not capable of love—of giving or receiving love.
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How dokes a BDSM erotica novel manage to kinkshame people who practice BDSM so hard?
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