Rushed (Rushed, Book 1)

by Brian Harmon

Once you get as old as us, you have to keep moving. When you stop moving, that’s when you die.

Several fat crows were perched along the cables of the bridge, a murder of bad omens.

Yet he somehow managed to make it all the way to the boat without being mauled or disemboweled or viciously leg-humped by something from another world.

Stephen King equivalent of Curious George dropped from its branch and came loping after him, shrieking insanely.

Eric replied by showing him both his middle fingers and suggesting that it should copulate with itself.

“I’ve realized there’s a thread of order in the universe, a thread that connects us all, and one that’s way too intricate to be there by accident. We’re not alone. And I really don’t think you’re here just to die.”