“Don’t take this the wrong way,” Kali says, “but you need to watch out for Connie. Seriously.” “What does that mean?” “Connie’s got some evil in her,” Kali says. “I mean, she’s a derm resident.” In medicine, there is something known as the ROAD specialties, which is an acronym for the four specialties that have the best reimbursement to hours ratio. Basically, great lifestyle with lots of money. ROAD stands for: Radiology Ophthalmology Anesthesiology Dermatology