A Witch's Guide to Magical Innkeeping

by Sangu Mandanna

“I was just thinking this morning that what we really needed in our lives was not a new fireplace or a nice car but, in fact, a resurrected fucking rooster.”

This just cracks me up!

Nicholas, on the other hand, had the courage of a lion, the lovability of a puppy, and the common sense of a goldfish.)