A Witch's Guide to Magical Innkeeping

by Sangu Mandanna

I agreed to a lot of things when I cast that spell, but a lifetime with a zombie chicken was definitely not one of them!”

“Yes, yes, I’m an intolerable grump. A belligerent harpy. A cantankerous shrew. Well, too bad. If you wanted someone warm and welcoming and snuggly, you should really have had this conversation with Jasmine instead.”