There was even a small demonstration outside the window of my office. It was rather dramatic. For being such simple, ignorant children, they managed it quite well. At the height of the demonstration I dumped all of the old papers—ungraded, of course—out of the window and right onto the students’ heads. The college was too small to accept this act of defiance against the abyss of contemporary academia.” “Ignatius! You never told me that.” “I did not want to excite you at the time. I also told the students that, for the sake of humanity’s future, I hoped that they were all sterile.”
