Remember when Lucy had a crush on Prescott? I found out he shared those feelings, so I encouraged him to go for it. But then I saw him kissing that freshman and decided to out him. Until he told me he was drunk and mistook the girl for Lucy, and that’s why I let him have a go again.” “Are you gloating about playing matchmaker for Lucy and Prescott? You should include that in your speech for their tenth anniversary.”