“Do you hoard them?” The amusement in his tone pisses me off. “Yeah, and masturbate with them. Happy now?” “No. Now that you put the image in my head, I need the details. Or a demonstration. Both are acceptable.” “In your dreams. Besides, it’s all digital now. No one buys physical manga anymore.” “The geeks do.” “I’m…not a geek.” “Oh, sorry. An otaku.” “Screw you.” “Believe me, there’s nothing else I’d rather do. But we have to balance things out for that twenty percent non-sex part. Or maybe I should reduce it to ten percent. What do you think?” “I think you have sex problems.”
