Under the Banner of Heaven: A Story of Violent Faith

by Jon Krakauer

while his bowels shall be a fountain of truth,

At least they didn’t turn watery

bussed four hundred miles

she unwittingly became a stepmother to her stepmother, and thus a stepgrandmother to herself.

if I didn’t have a penis in me I didn’t think I was loved.

Disaster then struck: Harris somehow mislaid all 116 pages.

“I was just about to hit the ceiling and bust

Two balls

Joseph, however, was also extremely fond of young Fanny,

positioned themselves on either side of the doorway, and began whacking furiously

God’s plan

A cute teenager named Lavina

cum—convenience store,

Osama bin Laden is an asshole,

the events of September 11, 2001, have renewed Warren’s optimism.