We're off today, every last one of us, and we have been ever since I ended things with a certain woman, no—girl. The girl I can’t get out of my head. Sure, I might be attracted to a twenty-two-year-old, but I’m not going to be a dick and act on those feelings when I know it won’t go anywhere. It doesn’t matter how good she made me feel. We’re in different life stages, and I don’t want to force her to change for me. There’s no chance I’ll touch her again.
