Bride
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Read between June 5 - June 8, 2025
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“I’ve done this before, remember?”
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half the guests here never learned that sound carries farther than shit.
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Not a healthy thing, power.
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“To remember,” he explained. “And to remind.”
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“You should not feel anger, but pride. The right choice is the one that ensures happiness for the largest number of people. And you were the means to that choice.”
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“And betrayal is born of weakness,
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Too bad. So sad.
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He decided to join me—heartbreaking—and seems intent on making conversation—a fucking cataclysm.
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Like he invented bone structure.
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It’s probably the nicest home I’ve ever lived in. Not bad, since there’s a nonzero chance that I’ll also croak in it.
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Lowe and I are as likely to have sex as we are to start a podcast together,
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Because we’re all bad bitches—till a scowling Were stands outside the bathroom door while we’re washing our hair.
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It’s like you’re—I don’t know, suspended. Untethered from everything around you.
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I need tweezers, but I didn’t bring any with me. Do Weres use them? As the original furries, do they find them morally repugnant?
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Serena loved berries, and I tried memorizing their names, but they’re so counterintuitive. Blueberries? Not blue. Blackberries? Not black. Strawberries? Straw free. Raspberries? Do not rasp, or make any noise at all. I could go on.
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Mine, I think, happy, covetous, greedy. It’s a new feeling, belonging. Owning.