There are ten golden rules you must follow if you want to survive an encounter with a fae: Don’t ask for its name. If it asks you what your name is, lie. Avoid looking directly into its eyes. Don’t invite it to your book club. Don’t engage in a snowball fight. Never let it burn its mouth on coffee. Don’t ask it where it’s from. Don’t tell it where you live. Never mention its Queene. Don’t try to kill it with an ordinary human gun. If you fail to do any of these things, enslave it immediately.
