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her sip of chardonnay.
wait i thought he just knocked her glass over? and it was a red wine? chardonnay is a white wine though? and how is she drinking it? did she steal his glass? what’s happening? i’m already confused
Unfortunately, the genetic gods also gave me a bumbling personality, an intense interest in unusual topics, and an offbeat sense of humor.
autism
“He’s just so weird. Did you know that all he wanted to talk about was the sinking of the Titanic?”
so he’s autistic
This is an unfortunate personality trait of mine. I will discover a random thing I find interesting, learn everything I can, and then want to share my newfound knowledge with everyone around me.
JUST SAY YOURE AUTISTIC DKSKSJDBD
“And he’s going to be the next king of the United Kingdom?” Alfred’s question sounds almost rhetorical. “Apparently so. He’s been picked up by Scotland Yard and flown here to see the queen.”
i’m suspending disbelief. i’m suspending it so aggressively.
“The British press will consume you alive if
i think it’s either “consume you” or “eat you alive”. mixing them just sounds strange
I haven’t been referred to by my title before,
you literally just were by the lady on the plane tho
My mother’s words from years ago echo in my head, “Never trust a man with a mustache.”
bro i think your mom just had a couple screws loose
“Hey,” is my original opening line, really showcasing the height of my linguistic prowess.
DNKSJSHDD
For some reason, my pulse hammers at the idea of a naked Oliver.
“for some reason” brother be fucking forreal rn
“You need to cut your toenails,” I say because, you know, that’s an appropriate thing to say to the prime minister.
HELP
The hassle is worth it because when we reach the twenty-foot oak tree that dwarfs all the other trees around it, crunching robust acorns under our shoes,
would it have grown that much in ~20 years? i feel like to be a big robust tree bigger than the others it needs at least 50
“I’m so sorry, Your Royal Highness. Uh…Prime Minister,” he stammers, scrambling around to clean up the mess.
TOXGORIZOTXOTXRIZITX
“Perfect choice for a future queen.”
she doesn’t become the queen tho? nicholas is still next in line for the throne. i forget the title but she doesn’t become an actual queen the way his grandmother is currently
But she doesn’t pick up hers. Instead, she picks up Amelia’s.
uh oh
“I was thinking I can’t live in a world without him.” My voice is quiet.
bro this shit is just so dramatic. i’m eating it up tho
the kid who always had to stand on his own feet and make his own way in the world, is now so in love. That my happiness is completely interwoven with another person.
he’s literally been married before tho???? like was he just friends with garret but married him for fun or something?
“I’m replaceable too.” “No, you’re not, Callum. You bring something extra no one else will ever be able to replicate. You are the light for so many people. Including me.”
🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺
“Maybe ‘Royal Peculiar’ should be my new nickname for you,” Oliver suggests.
RHEJIDHDBSNDN
