Openly Straight

by Bill Konigsberg

Straight people have it so much easier. They don’t understand. They can’t. There’s no such thing as openly straight.

Facts

Then I wondered if that was what this was, like a Brokeback Mountain thing. We’d sleep in the same bed for a year, and finally we’d do it, but we’d never talk about it, ever, and then Ben would get married and I’d be killed in Texas.

Lmao pleeeease

“Don’t you just love tofu?” she effused, staring at the beast. “You can do anything with it!” You can, but should you? That’s what I was thinking.

Yea i often wonder this too