“All of this! Fairy tales are not real, I can’t control rats by playing the right song on my flute, and you are not a real government agency! My father would have been complaining for my entire life if there was a branch of government dedicated to stopping things that don’t exist!” “Oh, we’re not a branch of the government, we’re just an agency, and there are at least three agencies dedicated to dealing with things that most people don’t believe exist. It’s a natural result of living in a world with aspirations of rationality.”
