Hyperbole and a Half

by Allie Brosh

precipitating

An even more concerning issue is the obstacle course. Fine, you want to train your dog to run through an obstacle course. That’s pretty normal. What isn’t normal is making your mother time you as you crawl through the course on all fours, over and over and over again. You’re making Mom think that she did something wrong to make you this way.

LMBO

I think everyone was relieved when you started to grow out of your unhealthy obsession with dogs. Unfortunately, now you think you are a wizard. I know this because I found your collection of spells.

Snorting

stop doing things like trying to make them love you by eating mustard–sand.

Very very audible snort

had to stay focused. I played vengefully for the rest of the afternoon. All of my toys died horrible deaths at least once. But I never lost sight of my goal.

I keep laughing in public this book is too funny

hate.

Howling now