Also, I’m never going to believe that all four of your legs stopped working at the exact moment I decided we should leave the dog park. You think you’re being so sneaky. I’ll admit that it’s embarrassing when I have to drag you to the car by your perfectly functional legs, past all the people who are judging me because none of their dogs become situationally quadriplegic and they’ve never experienced this so they don’t know what’s going on.
