I felt like Keri Russell in The Babysitter’s Seduction, the one where she’s a high school diving champion who gives up her athletic career to have an affair with the dad from My So-Called Life, except she doesn’t realize until the last ten minutes that he’s not just a regular Lifetime dad-skank, he’s a psycho killer bastard maniac and he is in fact chasing her through the house with a knife and like, right now so she runs up to the roof where she blinks and gets an and suddenly where she remembers that she knows how to dive. So she dives. Off the roof, into the swimming pool, out of danger.
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