“First of all, this video game is a fictional tournament to save Earthrealm by way of gruesome violence, and gruesome violence is inherently gender neutral in the natural world. You ever seen hyenas hunt? They’re matriarchal, they’re vicious, and they can digest bones. Second, Sonya’s character is purely military-industrial complex propaganda, so you should feel absolutely no remorse helping her die valiantly for the cause when you kick a watermelon-size hole in her sternum.”