Dad watches it at least once a year and then immediately calls us to say that Roy is the only true hero in the family,” Gary says. “I mean, I went to law school for you, Dad!” Marla says. “I thought you went to be a feminist?” Gary’s father asks. She elbows him. “That, too,” Marla says. “But honestly, what was the point of going to law school if your dad doesn’t respect it?”
