It’s not like I meant to see it… I didn’t take pictures to send to foreign enemies or anything. I just wanted to find out about government-funded human sex trafficking… Not launch codes for biochemical warfare, nuclear missile targets, a dossier on JFK’s assassination, and what looked like some kind of intergalactic trade agreement… Jesus fucking Christ. It’s all in my head now. That means I’m a threat… I’m public enemy number one. Me… an eighteen-year-old virgin, who’s clearly too smart for his own good.