I want to be the only one who gets him. I sound like every pathetic loser who chains themselves to a bucket of red flags and says, I can change him. But the problem is that they’re red flags for a reason. If they were dumpy idiots, then we wouldn’t be so drawn to them. Instead, they’re hot as fuck and have amazing dicks, and they’re the best kissers in the world because it’s their superpower. Wouldn’t it just be so satisfying to tame one? I’m sure it’s happened before… I could be the exception… Maybe? The one in a million who domesticates a toxic fuckboy.
