Disbelief isn’t a strong enough word, dear reader. “You’re telling me that you, Giovanni Ernesto Mejia, read the fucking Rag?” Gio’s face became stoic. “You know I know how to read, right? I’m not a fucking caveman.” I imagined Gio in his cell. Legs crossed at the knee, sipping a coffee. Reading an article in The Rag about the merits of sustainable vegetable gardens on people’s roofs in Brooklyn. “I’m not saying you’re a caveman. I’m just surprised. Can you blame me? You weren’t much of a reader before.” “I’m a surprising dude, what can I say. I’ll also have you know, motherfucker, that I got
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