Here We Go Again

by Alison Cochrun

“I’m not dying to help you solve some problem in your life. I’m just going to die. And I would like to be high while that happens.”

“Dangle your prepositions, you robot.”

She thought Rosemary would kiss like they’re in a Jane Austen novel, but she kisses her like they’re in a Jane Austen movie adaptation.

“Is this hell?” he eventually asks. “No, this is Connecticut.”