I have an education, I’m not riddled with the Black Death, there’s clean water, there’s plumbing, there’s supermarkets, there’s a map in my phone, it even rotates—and I’m just fucking nowhere, I’m making nothing of anything. And it’s like: our great-grandparents fled Europe for what? So one day we could buy thirty-dollar tubes of organic aluminum-free deodorant and sit on our asses making content? Looking at this fucking flat-screen all day? Doing nothing?”
