we are good daddy!! thanks for checking in! I write back. It is the joy of my life to know u 2 r 2gether, he says. I luv u Girls. It’s true: all his passwords, I know, are either ILuvPop or ILuvJul. Our relationship’s fairly weird—once a year or so for the last several years, I’ve gone to his office to have him plump my lips and smooth my jawline and fix my gummy smile, which he does while asking me questions like: Now remind me, did you ever watch Breaking Bad? —but I send him back a heart. GO TO TEMPLE, my father texts. FIND A GOOD RABBI. EVEN IF THINGS R SWELL NOW, U WILL NEED ADVICE ONE
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