“Four years of pent-up frustration gone,” I say. “I feel lighter or some shit. I don’t know.” “Wait a minute.” Mav continues to skate around as he talks. “Are you telling me that in the time you and Piper were apart you didn’t hook up with anyone else?” “No way,” Ash says, then looks at me. “You’re fucking with us, right?” I shake my head. “No. I’m serious.”