“Hals, there are plenty of things I’d like you to do to my dick, punching it isn’t one of them.” Her eyes widen a little as she leans back in the booth and purrs, “Huh, think about me and your dick often do you?” It’s only now I realize what I just admitted to, and I can’t exactly back down now, so instead I lean forward and double down. “Guilty as charged, but in my defense, you are my wife.”
