Slash or Pass (Final Girls)

by Tylor Paige

I’ve already found you.

Ooooo okay??

Which meant the pill I’d slipped into the bottle on her counter when I was here earlier was in her system already.

Pill??

She wouldn’t remember any of this tomorrow.

Excuse me?

“Yes.”

Woahhh we just met him. Wym girl

“If you are going to be a little brat, you’ll be punished like one.”

Trauma response???

“I’m your husband. I’m not using a fucking condom when I pop your cherry,” I growled.

Ummm wtf

This was Eisley, the girl I’d been dreaming about for ten years, the first girl I’d jerked it to, the girl I thought of every time I fucked someone else, and now, we were finally together.

Youre so happy she waited but you couldnt wait for her???? M E N

“Why would we do that? You’re gonna sit with it.” She paled, waiting for me to relent, but it wasn’t going to happen. If I was going to drive for two hours with a hard-on, she could sit with the plug in her snug little ass. “Come on, princess.”

Bro wtf is happening. Be so fr. FREAK