Slash or Pass (Final Girls)

by Tylor Paige

"You, both of you." I nodded. "I can't give one of you up for the other."

Im literally so angry I’m on the verge of tears i hope they all die in the worst possible way

I didn't need to choose which one to save, because they saved me.

NO THEY FUCKING DIDNT GROW A FUCKING BRAIN YOU DUMBASS BITCH

Constantine ran his tongue along Kansas’s length, all the while eyeing me.

Crap that’s kinda hot

"You don't need a knife to my throat for me to suck your cock; I'll do it anytime." Constantine chuckled at Kansas.

This is the first time this book turned me one

I closed my eyes and focused on the feeling of Kansas in my mouth.

Now bite it off

I was a good girl.

Ugh just go off and die already nobody likes you

"Do you think she'd wake up if we went for another round?"

I fucking knew it you disgusting pig rapping her while shes drugged out

"You all right over there? You look like you’ve seen a ghost."

This had the potential of being a really hot book but the author fumbled

"Ministersmonster!" I gasped, recalling the name. "That was you?"

OH MY GOD HOW DUMB ARE YOU

"Eisley, do you think either of us would come back to this place willingly just for shits and giggles?

Yes you are fucking psychos

"I don't want to do this if this means all my friends die.

They are not your fucking friends you dumb bitch shes just tried to kill you

Maybe Ian Somerhalder for you,"

Oh so Constantine is ugly

"How can I rest? Therese’s dead body is down there.”

And?

"I don't want to go alone." The words came out in a whimper. "Please don't make me do this alone."

God you are so pathetic