Lavender's Blue (Liz Danger #1)
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It was a prank, nobody got hurt. We can’t be the first people to change 'Pens’ to 'Penis’ in his life.”
thinkdammit
Lolol I wondered what was the prank!!!
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Lavender fumed. “I thought I could deal with this, I’d be a great senator’s wife, but not this, not them ordering me what
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“I hate traffic stops,” I said, which surprised him. “No one likes getting pulled over and even if they did nothing wrong, it’s an anxiety producing event. More so for others. Minorities, women. I have a code about that. I only pull over people in those groups if it’s a safety issue. A real one. There’s enough shit in the world. People don’t need more. You’re a white male, Jimmy. You’re at the top of the food chain. Stop whining.”
thinkdammit
Food for thought