“You know, speaking of interspecies relationships, there was actually a human I was wildly attracted to a while back.” “Oh really?” I perked up. “Who?” “A woman who worked for a rival event planner. I’m bisexual, by the way, in case that wasn’t obvious.” The guy at the next table over was still clearly eavesdropping on our conversation, because he scrubbed a hand over his face with an agonised expression.
