Berries and Greed (Deep Earth Dating, #1)

by Lily Mayne

You have literally no experience with humans. You barely have experience with other demiurgus. Go back and hide alone in your house like the socially anxious goblin that you are.

Same

How was that immature? I was old enough to buy legal drugs, so technically getting high was the most mature thing I could do.

I thought I saw her shiver. Whaaaaat?

I love him

I glanced around in bewilderment, tension seeping through me again. Oh my good god… Was this a sex cult?

I love that he's surprised

Raising his head, his milky blue eyes shone. Fuck me, was he about to cry?

THIS IS SO FUNNY

“Sorry. I, uh, got kinda sweaty running up those fucking stairs.”

The beef w/ the stairs

Not ready to eat yet! I wrote, because I knew that Greid would zero in on a pot of cooking food like a bloodhound the moment he woke up. DO NOT EAT RAW CHICKEN, GREID.

And because restless frustration made me get what my mom had always affectionately called ‘the zoomies’. I could not let Beryl know that.

Omg