Berries and Greed (Deep Earth Dating, #1)

by Lily Mayne

Go back and hide alone in your house like the socially anxious goblin that you are.

Life was far too fucking short to deny yourself things for the sake of someone else’s warped, singular idea of beauty.

“I’m a recluse who spends his free time getting high and watching shitty TV.” “So? Those things are fun, and why should you have to do more than that? If that’s what you enjoy doing, why should other people get to decide that you’re not doing enough?”

Please, PLEASE call me your good boy and tell me how well I’m doing while you ride my face.