“For me to be alone so it can crawl into my mouth while I’m asleep.” “I don’t think spiders actually do that,” I said doubtfully, shaking one of the curtains and jolting a little when something small and black fell to the floor. Beryl screamed, the bed shaking as she shifted frantically in place. I swooped down and managed to grab the spider before it got away, cupping my hands loosely together. “Beryl, you wuss, it’s tiny,” I said incredulously, feeling its little legs skitter frantically over my palm. She glared at me as I turned to face her. “I mean, of course it looks tiny in your gigantic
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