"I hope you weren't planning to have children," she said, "because it won't happen now. You should have your junk cut off before it starts to rot." She grinned in a way that made Norbert shiver. He had seen the same chilling expression on the legate's face. The two women were very much alike. "Doug Irvine," the Plumber gasped. "Who?" Norbert said. "The President's campaign manager. Without Irvine, Haley will lose the election. Coulter didn't want me to attack the President directly. That was too difficult a target." "How do I know you're not lying?" "I have a briefcase," the Plumber said.
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