“Which version do you want?” Matty laughed. “The truth.” “Because a pike is a long spear and he had the biggest dick in Delta.” “Mateo!” Nat swatted his chest, rattling something off under her breath that made Frankie wheeze into his elbow. “Do you all just swap genital trading cards in the military?” “It’s the Army’s Pokémon,” Frankie cajoled.
