The sugar predicament is strange. It’s always like, “Sugar’s bad! Sugar will rot your teeth and make you fat! Use these yellow packets instead.” Then, like six months later: “Don’t use those yellow packets—they cause cancer! They even cause worse cancer than those pink packets of fake sugar we told you caused cancer six months ago.” You are always forced to face the dilemma “Do I eat the sugar that will make me fat, or do I use this other stuff that will kill me? Hmmm. Eh, what’s a little cancer? Cancer makes you lose weight, right?”
