Obviously, circumcision began as a religious tradition. I don’t know how they even came up with the idea of circumcision, really. I guess there was a meeting at some point. LEADER: All right, how should we honor God? GUY #1: I say we don’t eat pork. LEADER: I don’t know. I like bacon. Anyone got anything else? GUY #2: What if we cut off part of our penis? LEADER: [Beat.] Okay, no pork. We’ll go with no pork, and I want Guy #2 removed from this building.
