Whistling Past the Graveyard
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Read between April 22 - April 25, 2021
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No way was I letting the turd of the century see the parade and ride back past here with his pockets full of candy while I melted into a big puddle of lady.
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They made me feel ashamed of loving my own momma; made me do it in secret.
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If I was going to h-e-double-hockey-sticks, I wasn’t gonna go thirsty.
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I’d been throwing up on my own since I was three. It was just easier that way.
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Whistling past the graveyard. That’s what Daddy called it when you did something to keep your mind off your most worstest fear.
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“Sometimes laughin’ is all a body can do, child. It’s laugh or lose your mind.”
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It was plain Eula had more faith in the Lord than I did. Which was a wonder; from what I’d seen, she had plenty of reason not to.
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You can’t use other folks’ bad behavior to excuse your own.
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Why did grown-ups have to talk with so many blank spots?
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My daddy always said being brave wasn’t not being scared. Being brave was keeping going when you were.
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I was a polar bear again.
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There might be things so bad that all the whistling in the world couldn’t make them go away.