“How do you read other books without you in it?” “I don’t.” Eithan held up a book with his own smiling face on it. “There’s only one other story worth reading. From Conditioner to Executioner: A Story of Hair Spray and Spraying Blood – The Eithan Arelius Story, Collected Edition.” “That sounds…uh, fascinating. I’ll have to get a copy one day.” “You have one! Check your pocket.”
