Sledge vs. The Labyrinth

by Nick Horvath

“While you were out being a reckless fucking meataxe,” she said.

As usual, his pants were so tight that if you weren’t careful you’d catch an eyeful of nut hair.

Roman was handed a walk-on spot on York’s basketball team, where, according to Shawn, he slithered so far up Coach X’s ass that every time Roman jerked off it gave Coach X a runny nose.