“If you had twenty minutes to live, what would you do?” “I don’t know,” I answered. “But it wouldn’t have anything to do with you.” “How come?” He didn’t wait for an answer. He probably figured it wasn’t something he wanted to hear. “What if I was the last person on Earth?” “If you were the last person on Earth, I wouldn’t be here to do anything with you.” “Okay. What if we were the last two people on Earth?” “Then you’d still end up being the last, because I’d kill myself.” “You don’t like me.” “Really, Crisco? What was your first clue?”
