"All You Zombies..."

by Robert A. Heinlein

Christine Jorgenson?

While not a doctor, the rest of the characterization is a match

W.E.N.C.H.E.S.” “Eh?” “Women’s Emergency National Corps, Hospitality & Entertainment Section,

Women’s Hospitality Order Refortifying & Encouraging Spacemen.

W.H.O.R.E.S oh he does like coming up with the offensive acronyms for this tome.

and no longer doubted that I was male.” He grinned wryly. “I was staring down nurses’ necklines.”

“I’d say, ‘Get those goddam reindeer off my roof!’ Shove it, Pop—

“I’m My Own Granpaw!”

Willie Nelson song. Fitting for the tale.

I had fetched the bottle we bet (after all, I won it) and

Ancestors Are Just People.